8/24/11

Bastet & Anubis



me: man I'm the queen of not giving a shit lately...fuck obama, fuck pin worms, fuck baths, fuck ducks, fuck sparrows, fuck dragging your feet, fuck-
Kai: fuck seagulls
me: yeah fuck seagulls
Kai: but no I think the "Don't give a Fuck" queen goes to Bastet
me: *laughs* yeah, the mother and queen of all cats and guardian and holder of the art of Not Giving a Fuck, of which she passed down to her people and as such the cats, to this day, have loyally not given a fuck since
Kai: makes me wonder why mr. kittycat Greg* cares
me: oh because he doesn't give a fuck, that's why he cares...fuck Bastet! XD
Kai: viva la revolution! *fist+air*
me: Bastet is kind of hot in her own right...makes me wonder why nobody has ever done Bastet and Anubis porn...dog and cat, both black Egyptian gods -Bastet was egyptian right?-
Kai: sure looks egyptian...pff, Bastet fuckin Anubis? weren't we just talking about how she totally doesn't give a fuck?
me: no yeah you're totally right, I mean something gives me the idea if Anubis got Bastet to let him she'd just kinda lay there and yawn, not to stop the furries from turning her into a sex kitten though -_-
Kai: *suddenly cracks up* god I can imagine, Anubis happily thrusting away and Bastet muttering under her breath while looking away after a yawn "is it in yet?"
me: *cracks up* yeah, Anubis totally crushed all like ...T^T


*Greg is my boyfriend. While I find myself very doglike, he finds himself very catlike.

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